Obviously, every Catholic should know that Jesus died in Canada!
Yes, it's true... Jesus died in Canada, not Israel! Or at least that's what the newspaper said! So, here's the story: I sang at my church's Youth Group performances of the Living Stations. On Tuesday, we went to a local nursing home and performed for them. The newspaper was there to do an article on us with a camera and a reporter (yeah, we felt kinda special!) Anyway, afterward, they interviewed a bunch of us. Then, yesterday morning, I found the article and started reading it... and I noticed that the writer had absolutely terrible spelling... not that I'm the perfect speller, but keep in mind that I don't work for a newspaper! Not only did he spell "Avera" wrong (I think it was Avrea), but he spelled Calvary wrong! Yeah, he substituted a "G" for the "V" so it said "Calgary!" Therefore, Jesus died in Canada.
What's really ironic is that the writer of the article is a Roncalli alum!!! When I found that out, I just had to laugh. A good ol' Catholic guy who graduated from a Catholic school doesn't even know where Jesus died! I tell ya, what is this world coming to?!
Word of the day: Lunchbox, because that's my sister's nickname at school. The guy she likes came up with it, so now she really likes it!